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That poor guy needs some sunlight!!! At least he doesn't have a bunch of weird freaked out tattoos and pierced nipples though!?!

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Elon "THE IMPREGNATOR" Musk
*shivers*
Truth is definitely stranger than fiction in the 21st century so far.

Elon is one of the people who are helping to make it so weird, and I really appreciate that.
Elon looks so pure and holy.

Elon is glowing and unblemished.
He's like a tractor beam.
Having your own website is the only way to approach the internet.

If you're going to spend time on a website with a community aspect built in, that website had better be your own.

Even if Elon buys Twitter, it'll never truly be his.
He'll "get to buy" Twitter for a lot less than he was originally going to pay because he forced their hand in this, with a bunch of language and technicality.
People are talking about the bot thing, but they aren't talking about the other things Twitter was forced to admit, and will continue to be forced to admit/reveal throughout the course of this Elon debacle.

The only unfortunate thing about it is that it's Twitter...

If only it had been a cool website instead.
Is this a case of bad taste on the part of Elon Musk?

Maybe to him, Twitter is the pinnacle of the internet.

How dismal...

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(07-19-2022, 02:31 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: [ -> ]Elon looks so pure and holy.

Elon is glowing and unblemished.

I can't tell if he's cool toned or warm toned though...

https://www.colorescience.com/blogs/blog...e-products

Prominent blue veins on wrist = cool toned. Green veins = warm toned. Mix = neutral tone.

I would only reproduce with someone who matched my tone...

If Elon is going to set up genius babybatter sperm banks that only distribute HIS sperm, he better disclose all this info.

You can't just go around reproducing willy nilly, a lot of issues can happen depending on the combination of blood type and innumerable other factors.
https://pagesix.com/2022/07/07/elon-musk...-time-with

Quote:As far as how many kids he would like to have, he told us, "As many as I am able to spend time with and be a good father."

Well that's pretty subjective.

What is "a good father" anyway??

He already split away from his original family, he had a childfree relationship with Talulah Riley, did some REALLY STUPID shit with Amber Heard, he last attempted coupling/reproduction with FREAKING GRIMES... and now he's just randomly dating and impregnating at least a dozen women.

As far as Grimes goes, it's pretty clear to me that he went to great lengths to finally break Grimes into submission with his "baby bait"... he thought Claire was interesting, wanted her to be one of his breeders, but it took a bit to crack her. To him it was challenge with a pretty good reward, and that was essentially their involvement.

She was left feeling like Elon was "the love of her life", and Elon was left with SOOOO many more chicks to impregnate.

He brainwashes them with "the mission" (save human consciousness, spacefare, do the colonization thingy) and gets everyone he sees as "useful" to entangle themselves with him so he can further his goals.

I'm not saying what he does is wrong, but he IS playing a very bizarre game.

Think about the other people in history who did this...

Genghis Khan comes to mind, and he's so old school, the things going down in this 21st century social landscape will be INSANITY compared to that.

This is the RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD. It's not gonna be a tame come-apart.

The guy has FUCKING ROCKETS.
https://www.britannica.com/biography/Genghis-Khan

Is is just me, or do they even sorta look alike??
(07-19-2022, 04:33 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: [ -> ]... and now he's just randomly dating and impregnating at least a dozen women.

EXACTLY.

Like the yacht pics...

He flew in there, went to the yacht, jumped in the water once, maybe looked at an island or something, and he was GONNNEEEEE.

I mean OUT OF THERE.

I get hardcore babymakin' vibes from this...

NO ONE is discussing the tightass fly brunette who was there.

WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT!?

Exactly.

Elon dropped in to deliver a load.

Deadass guaranfuckintee he did.

He's arranging with yachts in the middle of weird places to KNOCK CHICKS UP.
He's probably not even having legitimate relationships with any of these women...

I'm sure Elon digs the sex aspect of things too, but have nooo doubt...

This guy is going around impregnating every chick he gets the inclination to.

He's not just doing it in person either, he's doing it retroactively (Amber Heard and the Embryos), bitches are getting inseminated with their own eggs AND other chicks' eggs.

He's impregnating bitches LEFT AND RIGHT, via every method possible, and has probably INVENTED NEW METHODS of doing it too.

It's some of the craziest shit anyone in his position has ever done.

I think it's scaled with the 'interconnected globe' times that we live in though. LOTS of powerful men in history have done this.

Elon's way of going about it is unique, even if only for the fact that he's just doing it so publicly.
(07-19-2022, 04:42 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: [ -> ]He's arranging with yachts in the middle of weird places to KNOCK CHICKS UP.

And it's not just boats and shit, I'm sure it's regular places that people normally do this kinda stuff anyways.

A LOT of them probably come to him. Damn, I bet some wild shit goes down in Elon's "tarmac" meetings!!!!!

Ohyeah
He's on a mission to impregnate as many women as possible under the guise of 'declining population'...

When really it's just his archetype combined with his wank childhood experiences that are giving him this desire.

But he was born to do this shit though...

Cancer/Pig on the zodiac, that's a serious innate case of viewing sex as solely for the purpose of reproduction (Cancer), AND being a magnanimous personality who has a fetish for impregnating women (Pig).

There's no way he's not doing this. He's gonna do it.

What's his true goal and vision that he cums to though??

It's not the chicks he's banging, it's a vision and something he's trying to achieve.

Is it just to have his own army?? Is it to send a troupe of his progeny to Mars?? Who exactly is gonna be on those Martian missions??
https://www.animatedtimes.com/who-is-the...nos-greece

Quote:The shocking confirmation of the [Shivon/Elon twins] is what caused Natasha to call it quits on their romantic relationship, but she "hopes that they can still be friends."

Wow, so I wonder if they made embryos or have a secret surrogate baby in the works though?