Don't forget to buy all the private websites owned by sorry sacks of shit too, they need dominating just as much as the corps.
BOW THE FUCK DOWN TO GOD EMPEROR ELON
BE A GOOD SLUT FOR ELON
YOU DON'T HAVE ANOTHER PURPOSE
HE'S GONNA FORCE HIMSELF ON THE WORLD AND I'M HERE FOR IT
DOMINATE US ELON
TAKE CONTROL
BUT ONLY AS LONG AS YOU'RE STILL SEXY
DON'T GET FAT
A lot of men think they're impressive.
A lot of men think they're powerful.
A lot of men think they're rich.
But there's only one Elon.
FINALLY A GOOD LOOKING MAN IS TRYING TO DOMINATE US INSTEAD OF THOSE UGLIES OF OLDE
ELON'S JUST DOING WHAT'S BEST FOR US
I WANT TO SEE EVERY SINGLE WEBSITE IN THE WORLD OWNED AND HOSTED BY SPACEX
GIVE IT ALL TO ELON
AS LONG AS HE'S STILL SEXY
GET RICHER ELON
GET RICHER
GET THE FUCK INTO SPACE AND MINE ASTEROIDS SO YOU CAN STAY THE RICHEST MAN IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM
FUCKING DO IT ELON
BUY THE INTERNET
SEND OUR CHILDREN TO SPACE ELON
SEND OUR CHILDREN TO SPACE TO MINE ASTEROIDS AND STAY RICH AND SEXY
We the people of the world need to band together and pray for good Elon's divine protection though...
Hell hath no fury like an ugly rich man's threatened ego...
With Elon crushing them down (but in a friendly way, isn't he?) there are gonna be lots of rich, totally ugly, 100% unlikable men with zero creative ability out there feeling like Elon is now the bane of their existence.
I almost kind of wish I'd ever given a fuck about Twitter in the first place so that I could be extra excited about this.
I've never even really used Twitter and I sure the fuck ain't gonna start now, why the hell would I when I have my own site with TRUE free speech?!
LOL!
This is great news for the social media ghetto internet dwellers who actually DO use Twitter...
But for those of us who have been spoiled by the use of private sites for basically our entire internet career, it's just not gonna change dick fuck all for us if Elon buys Twitter.
Now, if he bought the WHOLE INTERNET, THAT would be exciting.
He should buy Google and just be done with it...
