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God Elon looks sexier and sexier every time we see him...

I like his hair, it's pure sex.

I want his body in my body.
I want it bad.
Look, he's even wearing the Giga Texas belt buckle.

Lord God in heaven...

Please hear my prayer.

Listen, okay.

I just...

I just wanna touch nipples with Elon Musk.
I wanna touch nipples together with Elon Musk.

Then we can just hold hands.

Unless he DOES wanna fuck super hard, then we can do that.

But I'm not asking for the world on a silver platter here, my request is actually pretty simple.

It's actually really easy, it's seriously not a big deal, it doesn't even require full nudity, just...

Come on.
Listen, when those nipples meet...

Sparks are gonna fly.

You could power a Tesla from the sparks that would fly over that shit.

He needs this.

He needs to touch our nipples together with each other.
So yeah, naked from the waist up...

I'm gonna sit in his lap, I'm gonna straddle Elon Musk...

And we'll probably have to touch together one set of nipples at a time due to the size differences in our bodies.

But we will make it work.

We'll touch nipples, then I will give him a very long and awkward (probably slightly sweaty) hug...

I'm gonna do the chest beam into Elon.

And that's it. That's all. It's not even a big deal, it's not even sex, there's no reason to say no to this.
I just wanna do the pure love chest beam into Elon Musk.

Cuz legit deadass, I feel that shit.

Like for real.

I feel that pure love for Elon Musk right now yo.

This is straight spiritual okay.
MarsDonalds

I wanna fuck Grimes sooo bad...

https://www.instagram.com/p/CezNbo2OgMG

Big Nanarub
https://nypost.com/2022/06/20/elon-musks...me-reports

It's too bad the societal degradation agenda got to Xavier.

It's a numbers game... the more kids you have, the more likely something's bound to go wrong with at least one of them. In the same token, there's safety in numbers... the more he has, the more likely at least some of them will grow up to further humanity's legacy and whatnot too.

Elon should keep reproducing... but for the love of all things sacred, try to avoid manipulative psycho bitches like Amber Heard in the future. People like that only have mentally stable and effective progeny against all odds. You gotta really fight to come out right when you're born to somebody like that.
https://pagesix.com/article/elon-musk-children

I didn't know all his original kids were twins and triplets from IVF.

Usually some pretty strange shit happens with twins etc. like one will be super depressed, the other will be fine, one will be gay, another one will be a serial killer, you know, that kinda stuff.

Here's an interesting story about the oddities surrounding twins...

https://www.sectual.com/thread-16213-pos...#pid104528

Elon needs to have at least 5 more regular kids, and 3 of those at least should be birthed from their mothers' actual bodies, let's be real.

fUnGin EdJit

That was on the fucking radio here yesterday about musk rats kid hating him.
Like who cares. My kids talk to me sometimes, its not like I gave a shat about my mother when I was their age either.
Its kind of usual really at least my mum stalked me and showed me love.
That fucker is never going to Mars.

Fungusamonugs

lol seriously?
"This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Iron Maiden Holdings Limited"
Fuckin alcoholics!

fungusarudis

Mo can I ask ye a Question? "Umm fung bro you have only asked me 19 million before whats stopping you now".
Some names I use? They bane?
(06-21-2022, 02:51 PM)fungusarudis Wrote: [ -> ]Some names I use? They bane?

I don't remember ever banning any of your names... maybe I did like a million years ago. Not really sure, Fung. I would say it's kind of unlikely though.
But maybe they are... you did really piss me off super bad that one time, so I could have banned some then. Still leaning toward like probably not but also maybe.

Foongus

And I would totally understand that.
Seems some are bane though.
Probably my imagination in thinking them up.
If you're asking because you want to register, you can register, but I will always approve your posts first... there would be no real difference between being a Guest and being a member for you, besides not typing captcha.

There is no PM system and you'd just be a standard member, couldn't change your username... so really the sole benefit in registering for you would be no captcha.

If you wanted to use another username, you could just register another account. You can have multiple accounts. But you'll always be on approval no matter what.

So I am not entirely sure what you were asking to begin with, but those are the answers to the other things in case you were curious.

Fungamoose

Alright, I think we will just leave it there.

FungusMungus

I love you MO you are the coolest chick in the whole world.