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So much awesome.

Yep! Every decent live version. lol

That dude it keeps cutting to; motherfucker's in love! hahaha

OK, I'll stop now.

Riiiiight after this one... lulz

Hahaha, silly humans.

This is who courtney love wishes she was.

\m/Tones\m/

I love how Chino's just a regular dude but he can scream like a girl, rofl.
This is probably my favorite Deftones song but finding a good live version 
is needle-haystack kinda work.

"Like you're a fuckin' hostage!"   

 Bwahahahahahaha!!

2:57 - Michelle's like "Jeezus Chryst, Matty's a LOT of work!" lol

"Put yer feet up, kick yer boots off..."  Bahahahaha

"Pat off the brow..."  pffftttt lmao

"In the face!!"  Goddamnit Matthew. You funny bastard.

ROFL!! Michelle's face at 5:43 - Worth the price of admission! lol

Michelle's face at 8:18 - "I'd kill this fucker if I didn't need this job..."  

"Cookin' ain't easy!" [in that voice] roflcopter

"Look at this little son of a bitch..."  lol

11:04 - Saran Wrap. On meat FRESH OUT the gotdamn oven. Mattyhew, no son... no.

13:03 - Under done. Come on. 115'F? Dude, at least respect your mom enough to get that
thing up to 140'F. Or whatever the fuck medium is. Myoglobin gravy ain't sweet. S'all I'm sayin...

"FUUUUCK!!" lol - Another successful episode Matty. But that meat looked gross. Still funny though.

Cowboy Kent's got us some vittles on the stove!!

Goddamn, white boy! Got me doin' the cabbage-patch! lol

Today's food-porn has arrived. Delurzshus!

"Cuz the world is dain-juh-russ!" 

"A pope is a fraud, a church is a lie..." 

3:55 - When they pull that bitch back in; maaan ain't nobody fuckin' wit dat!!

"It's fair..."

It was going so good until she professed her biden-love. 
I think that's gonna be a problem for me, as a fan, going forward. *sigh*

EDIT: And it wasn't even like "Yeah, biden! I voted for him, Raaah!!"
She was GUSHING over the old pervert! Dude, Aub, where's ur mind at??