SECTUAL

It's comforting that with every YT video I watch I feel a little less weird... kinda... just a little...

Awwwww shiiiiiiit!! My people!! And he even plays mouth-trumpet like I do!! 

*throws up self-stylized gang-signs*  lol

You fuck with the penguin, you get the flipperz!! *church*

The first 15 seconds should be entitled "How to lose your fucking hand in Australia"

If I were to see that shit ANYWHERE in the US I'd think:

"Holy fuck! Stuffed animals are crossing the street!!" lol

I can tell ya right damn now, I ain't gonna make it thru this whole video tonight. *drowsy*

Is anyone really shocked to see a major multi-national corporation going full retard?

"All ur graypz are belawng to mine!!"   *desperately wants a bandit kitteh*

Kitteh sez "Lookout bidsch, I'm rappn Chrizzmus prehzintz!!"  

Kitteh sez "I R zleepy, rubz furz..." *snorz*

Window kitteh sez "Mmm, nomz guud - keep rubz furz..."

Bless her little heart.

Awww, I want swarmz of kitteh!! : (

"What's in there? Botox?"  lol

Kitteh sez "Gizz back nomz!!" 

"We R bandit kitteh - cuddlez 4 nomz!"  

Ten minutes?? This better be worth it! *squints eyes*

Fun fact about me and why I think I'm part raccoon/bandit kitteh.

I used to smell ALL my food before eating it when I was little. [up to age six]
I also had an insatiable love for grapes. 

Coincidence??  : o

Cleanliness is next to Kitteh-ness.

I am extremely LOW maintenance. Also, VERY curious.
My diet is fair to good. I exercise daily. Wow, this video is running my people down!