Here's the episode I'm watching...
As cheeseball as this show is, the casting is perfect. See this is REAL shit right here. This episode is from 2002, back before everything got all fake. Back when legit working actors could get roles.
10:13 this
Julie Patzwald chick is super cute.
Aaaand, she's dead...
https://stargate.fandom.com/wiki/Julie_Patzwald
Buzzkill dude, she was super young too.
Life is but a breath, my dudes.
Tsk.
Shitloads of episodes on YouTube, thank God... watching on Amazon is balls cuz of all the ads.
20:23 dude speaking of balls, that whole mountain biking thing looks like it'd be real hard on the nuts.
This is the kind of show where you masturbate to the first half of the episode, then you finish off a bag of cheese puffs during the other half.
Well I gotta hand it to 'em, that episode felt like it took about 2 hours to watch. Wonder if it's because it was several stories instead of just one...
The last one had such a bad ending, the lady car jacks them, after framing them for murder 5 years earlier. Lol
By far the only kind of football that could ever be worth watching.
Is there even a football though?? I didn't see one.
Oh okay, lol, nevermind, there it is.
Imaging the locker rooms.
This guy is good. Im going to grow avocados in my greenhouse.
Look how prehistoric that shit is...
Avocados are one of the most ancient fruits on the planet, it's a berry.
IT'S A FUCKING BERRY.
1:55 - Fannie, this will be us in the MOtel/HOtel room.
We'll be soo into humping that we don't notice what's going on.
After the fight, Rae Dawn Chong will look at you and tell Arnold, "Wow... She's taking more of a pounding than the both of you..."
LMAO wait, but she was BEHIND him though?!
LOL. All these years and I just noticed that when I saw it.
They were also under the sheet.
Seems like she was doing some fart sniffing.
Also, they could have been hiding under the sheet when they heard the gunshots in the other room.
She just hid behind him super fast. But I couldn't resist ;)