SECTUAL

"Yehs, hyoomin, breengz majikk cuhp plz!!"

@ 19 - 20 min. a great example of  how being on your smartphone too much can get you killed ...she was trying to call 911 rather than running for her life or trying to defend against a jealous ex boyfriend with big kitchen knife 

I promise you - if this were MY adventure - one of those boxes of cupcakes would NOT have made it home!

This is the first time I've ever seen him take a drink. Thank God! I was becoming concerned
about his hydration. Ya know, raccoon'n ain't easy! *goes back to miming*

@ 28 sec ,lol

Nomz = Napz

I've always gotten marsupial vibes from raccoons. I'm also part wombat. 

"Yehz, breeng majik cup n we can bee frenz!!"

Awwww, Chrizmuz Nomz!!! 

Meanwhile, I bet he's thinkin' "I oughta chew your goddamn face off for making this shit
so hard to fucking get to!!" 

They some crunchin' lil' critters!

One day in the not-too-distant future, when I'm feelin' lucky and like my pancreas won't
tap-out on me, I'm gonna make this fuckin' cake and eat a wedge big enough to prop open
a bank vault door. Then - take a nap. And afterwards, post about it here! Yyyeeep.