SECTUAL

You know a bitch know sumthin when they fuck around with some buttermilk.

Sho' ya right!

Fat pants? Bitch, I can't feel my left foot!! Why is er'ythang so blurry?? *instant diabeetus*

lol

You want some solid vittles? Well, Cowboy Kent's got your backside buddy!!

Ya know what else is a sin? Sittin' up watchin' awesome meatloaf-makin' videos at 1am. 
Why do I do it to myself?? *desperately wants some meatloaf now*

Well, I guess after all that sin I should see about gettin' my soul right...

Silky sweet harmonies.

I really like these chicks. Sisters, I believe. Good stuff!!

One of my most favorite movies of all time. Heavy hitters gettin it done.

He's like "This fuckin' guy, pulls me ova to ask me on a fuckin' date..." lol

1995 representin' HARD!

also freezer doors aint that easy to open with nose 

OK, I'm seeing an elaborate caper being pulled off a la Oceans Eleven but in a Guy Ritchie movie 
as this song plays. Am I crazy? Oh most assuredly. But am I wrong? Not likely. *wtf* lol

"Tweezers, mate, the bloody tweezers!!"

It was at that moment that I knew we were fucked. Turned over, sideways and fully.
This castrated plonker remembers the lyrics to Cure songs from his maligned childhood
but he goes on the biggest heist of his piss-stained life and forgets the bloody fucking tweezers!!

"Listen son, we make it out of this, we are NO longer friends, ya feel me??"

*totally made up dialogue* Guy Ritchie, holla... lol

Time for some more purrty.



"If I'm looost, alooong the waaay..."

God dang, that Frida can sing a song. *loop action ENABLED*

"Aaand a liiiiiiittle raaain, never hurt no one..."

"Killers, thieves and lawyers..."

When you incorporate brake pads into your instrument roster. *Legendary*

"We have a right to know..."

This TOTALLY needs a strobe light. *adds it to his list*