Relaxing walk until somewhere on Oak Street in track 2... There was a table with a big bowl of Mike and Ike's...
I thought ahh childhood nostalgia! and grabbed a handful.
But they tasted awful like maybe they were expired...
After a few minutes I began sprinting zig-zags and was suddenly in the mood for way different music
I love that granny goodness.
It's almost as good as apple bottom jeans.
Goddamn, just over six minutes of unrelenting comedic brutality!!
*chants*
"Triumph, Triumph, Triumph, Triumph!!"
Well my day is ruined. Turns out - Emma is NOT a cat person.
The heartbreak... is tremendous. : (
Some people say things like "Praise Jesus" and "Thank you God".
I say "Aubrey Plaza". It's even better when I can muster up the Jimmy Swaggart tears of repent
and say it thricely -- "Aubrey Plaza, Aubrey Plaza, Aubrey Plaza".
It's Thursday bitches. And in Aubreyland, it's
Thirstday. Everyday.
*needs help, won't get it*
*EDIT* Can you believe I misspelled the Elvis of televangelists name??
12:22 - 12:49
Drip-feed bath salts into the public drinking water then watch and see.
What do people think all that bath salt hysteria was about ten years ago?
Two words: Beta-testing. OK, a hyphenated word.
At the end, she mentions how she loves that more people are moving to the
wilderness and building cabins and are living "off the grid". Well, I don't know
about the rest of the world but here in the US there's a little stinger known as
property taxes - and if you don't pay those, the feds WILL step in and show you
exactly who owns what!
And for those who think it's still a SHTF-viable option - just wait until enough people
are doing it and the gov't starts losing shekels - there will suddenly arise a new and
completely ridiculous [as well as unsustainable] tax on those living "free". Most likely
dubbed some bullshit climate-adjacent nonsense - the "endangered land" tax. They'll
give that a whirl to steal a few more million before just booting people the fuck off
their own land and declaring some bastardized form of eminent domain. For the climate.
There's only one way to stop/fix ANY of this. And I'm smart enough not to type it into
ANY electronic device.
LOL it's already viral as fuck.
It was the "AW FUCK THAT, BITCH!" for me.
Iconic.
*chef's kiss*
They must have known it was totally iconic too, for the footage to get released to all the media SAME DAY.
Pretty sure I heard some loud smacking sounds too...
I think it was the guy smacking the judge, lmao.
I dunno for sure though, I don't watch the vid past a certain point because I don't like to see the poor feller get wailed on by security!
That swan dive had twenty-five years of "fuck you" behind it. The execution was near flawless.
"And now, ready for the high-jump...
this fool."
That really was an impressive leap... reminded me of Pete Rose sliding into base.
Probably a symptom of psychopathy.
Not that judge lady isn't also a psychopath... prolly some kinda magnetic pull going on, lol
It's never OK for a male to strike a female - but that video did make me chuckle.
Guess it was the absurdity of it all. Just so extreme. From off-camera to center frame - WHOOSH!!
There's a lowering-the-bar/bar-exam/lawyer joke in there somewhere, lol.