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"Lightning-quick paws..." Hmm, I do have those Miyagi-like reflexes.

If you invite me to your house - I will show up with a picnic basket full
of baby raccoons. Cuddlez will be had. Better have them nomz ready!

*graaaypz*

1:09 - 1:13  --

EDIT: That's exactly what I look like when I walk/try to run. : (

If I were gonna jack somebody's vittles I think I'd go a little
loftier than Meow Mix. But I guess you gotta strike while the iron's hot.

I love ya little buddy, but you ain't gettin' all up on muh face like that! Nope! Aaaand NO!

Welp, ya feed 'em once... lol

Hey, it's the traveling neighborhood kittie shelter!! Hahaha!

That poor bottom cat. Aaahh, the thankless life of a kittie-sofa.  : (

EDIT: That thumbnail, rofl !! "This is my Life..."

@ 6:16 lol , translating Australian dialect 

@ 32 min . they make their own dynamite sticks

"Nomz inspekshun offisur, reporteeng 4 dooteez!!"

I guarantee you those cats are Married! lol

The white cat is the wife; the dark one is the husband.

WC - Wife Cat
HC - Husband Cat

WC: "How can I ever trust you again?"
HC: "How many Catdamn times do I have to say it?"
WC: "Oh stop it, Herbert! You're a terrible liar!"
HC: "I didn't eat the Catdamn double-fudge sundae ice cream!"
WC: "You're a liar!! It was all down the front of your shirt!!"
HC: "THAT WAS A HAIRBALL!!"
WC: "Save it for your CA [Catnip Anonymous, lol] meetings!!"
HC: "Why do I ever even bother??"
WC: "I don't know, Herbert, why DO you??"
HC: "Jeezus CatChrist Evelyn, you're just like your mother!!"
WC: "You son of a catbitch in heat, you take that back!!!"

 

*needs a hobby*

Mr. Hedgehog sez "Bitch, you BESTUH have some coffee brewin! Wake me up an' shit..."

I have it on good authority that them hedgehogs can be ornery little cuss's if you
fuck with their nap-times. You've been warned...

I wonder how many kids passed that year because they cheated off Bubba's papers??

This video has taught me two things:

1) Small Asian dudes have awesome voices.
2) I REALLY need to start keeping a closer eye on Jasper.

Jasper is our solid black kittie cat. 
And he ALWAYS seems to turn up in the darnedest places!

I know when I go to a person's house and they don't have a cute baby raccoon eating
candy off their stovetop; I just have to ask why they hate God so much?? *shrugs*

Awwww, bunny-nomz!! I want a cuddle bunny.  : (

I'm just waiting for the day she happens upon a dumpster full of Little Debbies. #TeamFudgeRounds

Kitteh sez "Hey, this chair smells like nomz!?"   

Awwww, poor little booger. : (

He was hollerin' "Mommuuuuuuuuuh, come get meeeeeeee!!"
Then when she showed up he was all "NOOOOOOO, you crazy biiiitch!! Don't pull me to my death!!!"

Such awesome little creatures! : )

It's so cute how they scoop things up with both their little paws.