SECTUAL

This little lady is as cute as a button!! 

I like your taste in women!

The womenfolk do make me smile.

When someone tells you to go fly a kite, make it a Bat Kite! lol

Russian soldiers marching to the Bee Gees

(09-09-2020, 12:12 PM)somethingelseishere Wrote: [ -> ]When someone tells you to go fly a kite, make it a Bat Kite! lol

[video=themtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buOArGcuwBk[/video]

One morning, Ben Franklin was flying a kite while his wife Deborah fixed breakfast.

Deborah watched from the kitchen window as Ben ran across the yard, dragging the kite behind him on the ground. She stuck her head out the window and yelled:

"Ben, what the hell do you call yourself doing?"

"Oh hell, Deborah, I can't get this damned thing to fly!"

"Of course not! What you need is a piece of tail!"

"That's what I told you this morning, and you told me to go fly a kite!"

(09-07-2020, 01:58 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]God would you just look at that beautiful hair...

If i was the guy inside that mascot i would be really excited to have a sexy girl jump in on me like that. Rub her down a bit at center couft... It must be lonely amd hot as a mascot but you can walk around busy street cormers with a boner

Hahahahaha!! Nice one.

And those Russians marching to the BG's was tremendous.
For all the absolute wank [shoutout to you, MO!] that litters YouTube
these days, it's nice to see it redeem itself with something worthwhile.

Oh my God WOULD YOU LOOK AT HER LITTLE FACE!!!! Adorable!!
I just wanna pinch those cheeks!!



I have to say though, as a "guitar player" this kinda makes me sick.
She's got me beat in the first twenty seconds. : (

Those asian kids are basically forced to do this kinda stuff though, by super strict parents usually.

Kinda like Sungha Jung.

https://www.youtube.com/user/jwcfree



Like yeah, now he's an absolute master...



But I'm pretty sure it's only because his parents made him do it.

That's a real drag. It's cool that they develop such awesome abilities.
It just sucks on the how and why. Insert "Over-demanding Asian Parent" meme here. : (

Yeah I mean...

I think there's a happy medium with shaping your children into having skills and whatnot.

It's good for them to an extent. They NEED that, to an extent.

But it's the same kinda thing the Asians (and Russians) do with training animals super hard...

(12-17-2019, 11:40 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]The Chinese are CRUEL to the animals they train, in case you didn't know, this is the kind of shit they do...



Apparently one of these mega viral upright walking dogs died when the "owner" kicked it for not learning/performing properly.

https://www.sectual.com/thread-16142.html

Definitely a Debbie Downer post but yeah, this is the stuff that goes on.

Damn. Now I want some Little Debbies.
Oatmeal Cream Pies. Fudge Rounds. Whichever. I'm easy.
But not in the UK. Guess I'll just chew on my fingers and pretend...

What kind of God-fearing first world country doesn't have Little Debbies? Christ, man, you may as well live in a grass hut.

Just do what I do...

https://www.sectual.com/thread-2877.html

(09-11-2020, 11:34 PM)Dev Wrote: [ -> ]What kind of God-fearing first world country doesn't have Little Debbies? Christ, man, you may as well live in a grass hut.

It's absolutely criminal, I tell ya!!