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(08-04-2020, 04:54 PM)Dev Wrote: [ -> ]"If they made a film from the perspective of someone who went blind in the film, would the rest of it be a black screen?"

Joe Pesci narrated all the way up until they whacked him.

Mo eats tuna sandwiches and pickles day after day , her snatch is clean ready

(08-04-2020, 06:33 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]Mo eats tuna sandwiches and pickles day after day , her snatch is clean ready

Pics or GTFO.

"Freckles are foreplay..."

I can never forget the day mo wored her brown corduroy pantsuit and flirted with me , ever since I been infatchewated with that sweet mama

(08-08-2020, 10:42 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]brown corduroy pantsuit

You psychic Pisces scare the shit out of me.

*Googles 'normal prostate size'...*

"Sooo, they're NOT supposed to be the size of a grapefruit?"

I thought about mo like 4 times today as I slaved away like a beast of the field fighting for my meals , that girl really has a grip on me

(08-09-2020, 05:01 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]that girl really has a grip on me

Love that song!

"Venereal disease" sounded more fun than "sexually transmitted disease," not gonna lie.

"Since when are chicks under 30 called MILF's?? I guess in a world
where soft-ass hipsters have neck tattoos anything goes..."

Yeah that always confounded me...

Pretty sure I've said before that I consider the youngest age for a legitimate MILF to be about 35.

Yeah, 35 - 45. Sounds right.
Ain't no damn 24 year old ass bitch no goddamn MILF!
The fuck outta here with that tired shit!! lol

I'd say 32 on the MILF thing.

"Butthurt and jellus is no way to go through life, son."

(08-12-2020, 06:09 AM)Dev Wrote: [ -> ]I'd say 32 on the MILF thing.

Yeah, I'm pretty open with it starting between 30 - 35.
But it can't go beyond 45 I don't think. That's where cougar
territory begins. And you just don't move in on cougar turf!

35 - 45 MILF, 45+ cougar.

If you had your kid at 20, you're 35 when they're 15...

That's MILF territory.

Cuz let's never forget that the term MILF came from a movie about high school (or was it early college?) kids wanting to bang their friends' moms.

(08-12-2020, 10:10 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]If you had your kid at 20, you're 35 when they're 15...

That's MILF territory.

Cuz let's never forget that the term MILF came from a movie about high school (or was it early college?) kids wanting to bang their friends' moms.

I still see 20 as pretty young to be having kids, so in my opinion MILFs don't get any younger than 35.

I don't think women looked as fucked up between 30-35 as they do now back in the day...

It's all the whoring around and chemicals/hormones in everything that fuck them up now.

If you had your kid at 15 and you're 30 years old with a 15 year old kid?

Well your parents sucked at raising you...

We aren't changing the MILF criteria for your ass.