SECTUAL

"Well, that's a faux widow's peak but... I can respect the hustle."

"I'm girling so hard right now."

Shit, after lastnight, so does mine!!!!!!1

That was one wild Friday night. And by wild I mean I put on crazy eye makeup and watched YouTube videos.

So the only thing different was that I put on makeup.

The days of the weeks months years centuries millennia, were named by those who wanted to enslave you - THE FUNG

Great point, Fung!

Yeah I love living in Chicago its great groovy joovy music yo!

Proves its a bot cos this machine is using bios in Chicago time.

See the algo got me, but it knows not what I am?

Artificial intelligence? No, artificial stupidness.

"Yeah he's hot, but like... how useful is that, really?"

lmao.

But that was patties day which is me birthday and I spewed Guinness :(

"But I've got new socks on and everything!?"

(04-10-2022, 12:44 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: [ -> ]"But I've got new socks on and everything!?"

You can lend me one of your socks to keep the boys warm.

I absofuckinglutely would.

If we go to the mall or a pizza hut, you wear one sock and I'll wear the other.

I find this concept very romantic and desirable.

Somebody asks me "Where's your other sock?" and I'll just turn and stare at you silently with a mischievous expression.

*Valley Girl voice*

"Um. I got a papercut, so I didn't feel like it."

"Sock A Cock."

Fannie, since you can sew, add a waist strap and a thong strap to one of your socks so it won't slip off when I put it on.

(04-11-2022, 12:30 PM)Dark Dick Wrote: [ -> ]Fannie, since you can sew, add a waist strap and a thong strap to one of your socks so it won't slip off when I put it on.

That is a GREAT idea. I'll make it nice and elastic!