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(05-21-2020, 07:00 AM)Marble Wrote: [ -> ]“Bees move to another flower once they’ve sucked enough.”

Bee's don't suck though. I understand what you're saying. Nature's awesome; dangerous to fuck with.

Thanks for clarifying. I just be a butterfly!!! Butterflybye

“Butterflies and moths drink nectar by actively sucking it through a narrow proboscis, whereas most bees have a tongue which they can dip into shallow nectaries on a flower.”

https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-15068454

"...Cuz they're all idiots except for me."

"Everything I have and do is super cool."

"He looks like a 90's era Lou Diamond Phillips."

All you sluts need to be contained goddamnit. I recommend no more voting and your man gets to lock you in the house until morel improves. I get angry just relaying my wisdoms you fuckers are like bad childrens and cats

"OOoooOOOOoooOOOooo baby I don'wanna lose your love
cuz if I did, I'd have to do it with a loaf of bread, an' I'm tryin'ta cut the caaaarbs..."

*sung in a very 80's George Michael/Whitney Houston style duet*

What if they start forcing us all to wear diapers too ? That thought really bothers me just like i was told to put on a mask at the dentists , i dont like being told it makes me have genocidal ideations

"Welp, that was a poor use of a thousand calories."

"It ain't fair, but it's worth it."

"She's a fuckin' Scorpio."

Once I was a boy, then I was a man. Why I became superman?

(05-22-2020, 12:19 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]"Everything I have and do is super cool."

Everything I think; everything I've said-it was worthy of sculpture.

Words are too simple to appreciate me.

"Well. Apparently that part of my body needed some damn urine on it."

(05-26-2020, 12:17 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]"Well. Apparently that part of my body needed some damn urine on it."

You need whatever Mister Obvious needs...obviously. UKILY

You ever eaten bugs off the bare floor whilst serving a nude reptile overlord. From the jungles they will come

Instead of social distancing or wearing a mask why cant it be something fun like humping a cheerleader

"Well damn, I guess I'm into mermaids now. Touchez, Universe, touchez..."

"This chick even thinks her own shits are beautiful... it can't get more narcissistic than that."

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