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wow ,the jungle has lots of bananas ...
I think my dreamgirl will enjoy wearing a leopardskin outfit and living in a giant treehouse

Australias currency should be ROOBLES

I want to piss on Australia in a giant golden downpour...

Like if the continent could be shrunk down into the size of a small rock...

And if I could stay the same size and just piss all over it.

Like put it in a jar and piss all over it to the point that it's covered in piss 5 times its own height.

That would be good.

Fungus would swim up to the top of your mason jar full of pee and beg to be rescued. Just sit on him.

If I was gonna rescue an Aussie from my piss jar, it sure wouldn't be Fungus!

After all, he's Scottish.

Or whatever.

u wouldnt rescue me why not? i would rescue u

Because you're not an Aussie...

You're a Scot.

Get it?

scott irish english but born here so im aussie

(04-16-2018, 09:47 AM)user94 Wrote: [ -> ]Im not aussie im English irish scottish and I need your help.

(06-08-2018, 10:34 PM)user94 Wrote: [ -> ]Please remember im Scottish Irish? I live here cos its warmer? It aint my cuntry!

It's about to be even warmer once I piss on it...

Funny how it's suddenly your country when it's drowning in my piss.

LOl wtf gets into u its not my country but i am aussie and not interested in golden showers prevert

(08-05-2018, 09:50 PM)Fungi Wrote: [ -> ]its not my country but i am aussie

Lol u know what im saying dont act dumb

Okay okay okay, fine.

(08-05-2018, 10:14 PM)Trix Wrote: [ -> ]Okay okay okay, fine.

But I may make an exception about peeing on me for you

(08-05-2018, 10:14 PM)Trix Wrote: [ -> ]Okay okay okay, fine.

Your'e still angry at me aren't you? I wish there was something I could do to take it all back but there isn't. I never mean't that shit for you. I was just being stupid on the internet and forgot where I was at.
You know im sorry.

(08-05-2018, 10:14 PM)Trix Wrote: [ -> ]Okay okay okay, fine.

Whenever you're ready, until stars burnout.

I was never “angry” at you. It’s the fucking internet, who gets angry about the internet??

"That's some Mercury Retrograde shit right there."