SECTUAL

(11-15-2024, 05:46 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]"If he's payin', I'm layin'!"

"If he's spendin', your bendin'!"

"If he's cashin', you're smashin'!"

"If he's breadin', you're spreadin'!"

"If he's tippin', you're toppin'!"

"If he's clammin', you're slammin'!"

"Everybody just stay away from each other."

"Nut butter."

*laugh/screech*

"You gotta be able to haunt like a man."

"CHICKEN WANGS!!!"

LOL. "Chicken Wangs" would be Chicken Vienna Sausages.

"Whoa, my bananas are dancing really fast!"

lololololol

"You can't spot-clean with a dirty rag."

Yo, that's some deep shit.

"Ain't nobody or nothin' gonna get between me and the mouth love I'm making to this granola bar right now."

"She'd rather have sex with me."

Why are there NO lesbians anywhere??

Like...

You see gay dudes constantly, trans is fucking everywhere, blah blah.

Where the fuck are the lesbians??

My only theory is that they're...

Well, women.

They're not really hellbent on taking over the world or trying to assert dominance all over everything, that kinda behavior isn't very common in the female nature...

That's the best I've got to explain this phenomenon.

I feel like the last time lesbians had any representation was in the '90s.

This total lack of lesbians seems kind of suspicious.

Maybe even worse than suspicious.

Is it a conspiracy?

I dunno, I guess I just miss gay women.

I miss lesbians.