SECTUAL

"SEEMS LEGIT."

Hmm...So anywho yesterday I went shopping and saw plenty of attractive young hussies about their business. All of them caught my mind, er eye, too much gawking can be a bad thing, well it depends...I digress again, she was wearing a white skirt yes, hardly do you see girls wearing skirts around here but there she was.  Attractive women are still a wonder to me it's hard to understand that they exist,,,even better is mutual attraction... 
mutual attraction and giving into desires in public where those desires are aroused for the first time  ...

"I mean, he's kinda old but yeah, I do wanna fuck him."

Plunging my dick balls deep in her vagina, I realized my purpose in life was simply to plant the seed in her garden.

everyone masterbates , so why aint there any television adds trying to sell special lotions and creams for rubbing our bodies ? seems like like missed opportunity

just be up front about these things , stop pretending we are all celebite monkies

"Kelp" sounds like how you would say "help" when you're drowning.

"That guy must be a Virgo, dude."

God created paedophiles...let that one sink in

After they are caught they all speak of life long struggles with attraction to kids so it must be innate not really a choice kinda like those super effeminate guys

Its nice to go swimming with a girl before screwing, at least you know she is moderately clean

Just pretend you are retarded and people will take care of you

"Who really gives a fuck about soccer? I mean, it's like playing golf with your feet."

HOT SOCCER MOMS.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d2/76/be/...7ffa51.jpg

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/de/2e/90/...64c5d0.jpg

http://blog.quikshade.com/wp-content/upl...r-mom1.jpg

JUST SAYIN'.

Too high maintenance. Princess complex, likely fraught with a shopping list of serious issues.
Not worth the headache.

Lololol!

Ever meet anyone without issues? Me neither plus i bet the sexy slender brunette is a soccer mom

"I cannot believe I just referred to a turd as 'gorgeous'."

(07-14-2019, 10:29 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]"I cannot believe I just referred to a turd as 'gorgeous'."

You must have meant "grandiose".

Sorry darling, the computer take all our life savings

(07-19-2019, 04:44 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]Sorry darling, the computer take all our life savings

LOL WTF, are you practicing to be one of those arab scammers who target old widowed American women?