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"There should've been a Spandau Ballet cover band called Spandex Ballet
that performed glam-rock versions of their songs. Major missed opportunity!!"

OK, I just Googled and there appears to be an "80's Live Tribute band" by that name
but they aren't geared towards Spandau Ballet. Tsk...

"In two-thousand-twenty, if you're still putting plastic in a microwave, you deserve everything you get!"

"Imagine a human-trafficking operation setting up shop disguised as a battered-women's
shelter. That's essentially what BLM has been doing to the black community from the jump."

" ... 1/4 tsp tears of an angry whore [fresh squeezed] ..."

I am drinking pink gatorade and pondering mo's femininity . pretty sure she is having a baby this summer
Finally found the right sperm. I was chattin with this big fat dude today and he smelt like he been masturbating for 3 days , my lord

"Emma Stone doing a New Jersey accent is absolute filthy-porn to my ears!"

(07-14-2020, 10:23 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]pondering mo's femininity

lmfaolololololol

Instead of getting a new girl just start calling her a new name and change her hair color/style.
Nurses need to become more affectionate with more lingering touches it has great healing powers

(07-24-2020, 10:48 AM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]lingering touches

"I know it's not 2010 anymore but I'm finding it extremely difficult to not
tell huge numbers of people online to please go kill themselves. I'm hoping it's
just a phase. Goddamn retrogrades..."

Just to clarify, I've never told anyone [online or off] to kill themselves.
But I've most certainly wanted to. More times than I can count.

"How the fuck are so many people just glossing over biden being a child-groper?"

Seriously though, that's a whole new level of Trump hate.
To rather support a sick old man who is openly inappropriate with children.
Goddamn, America... wtf??

"No wonder it looks so gay."

"That's gayer than five dudes sucking ten dicks."

If alchemists lived today...

"Deep within ye Earth is concealed a viscous substance which our Science tells us is the heated and compressed remains of long-dead Creatures; from which ye Masters, by their Artifice, do make divers Fuels, Oils, and Materials."

"How am I supposed to explain this when I don't understand it myself?"

(08-03-2020, 04:52 PM)Dev Wrote: [ -> ]If alchemists lived today...

"Deep within ye Earth is concealed a viscous substance which our Science tells us is the heated and compressed remains of long-dead Creatures; from which ye Masters, by their Artifice, do make divers Fuels, Oils, and Materials."

Uhhh that was beautiful, lmao!

"If they made a film from the perspective of someone who went blind in the film, would the rest of it be a black screen?"