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(07-15-2023, 10:28 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: [ -> ]I would never critique the way you browse MY site!

He wasn't browsing though. Just reloading the front page. lol

(07-15-2023, 10:29 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]I don't know if guest posting works on a stock MyBB board or if you have to add a mod or what.

You'll figure it out!

(07-15-2023, 10:30 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]He wasn't browsing though. Just reloading the front page. lol

What's wrong with that? That's hot.

I think everything Guest does is hot.

(07-15-2023, 10:31 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: [ -> ]You'll figure it out!

Not gonna bother.

(07-15-2023, 10:29 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]I can't be fucked to figure it out...

I'll have my code finished before I ever decipher that wad of spaghetti code.

Have you seen the template system? There's literally a separate template for every link on a page.

(07-15-2023, 10:31 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: [ -> ]What's wrong with that?

I just don't see any point in it. Are the thread titles that exciting? lol

I reset all of my thread view counts to 10 so I'll have a baseline to gauge if anyone is actually reading them. lol

(07-15-2023, 10:34 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]Have you seen the template system? There's literally a separate template for every link on a page.

I'm used to it, MyBB has been my jam forever at this point... I love it, wouldn't wanna use anything else! I do begrudgingly use WordPress sometimes though.

(07-15-2023, 10:38 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]I reset all of my thread view counts to 10 so I'll have a baseline to gauge if anyone is actually reading them. lol

Aw man.

I mean most of them only had 2 or 3 views anyway. It's not gonna make a difference.

(07-15-2023, 10:44 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]I mean most of them only had 2 or 3 views anyway. It's not gonna make a difference.

It really won't matter when I import everything into the custom board because it doesn't track view counts.

You'll miss MyBB and wanna go back to it.

Just embrace it... let it happen.

Let it in.

It's not what I want, darling.

I have a vision. I have to pursue it.

I told you half the fun is writing my own code, remember?

Fiiii-yyyyeeeeeeen.

I'll stop projecting my biases onto you.

It's hard for me, you know!!!

MyBB is a good app. I just don't have the patience to hack it. I'm retired, all right? lol

Yep, understandable.

I gotta build a computer anyway. I found the perfect keyboard for $12. But I have to hack it to figure out how to hook it up. I told the seller that. That's why he let me have it so cheap.

I'll let Guest tell you all about the keyboard when he's done botting my front page. lol

(07-15-2023, 11:17 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]I'll let Guest tell you all about the keyboard when he's done botting my front page. lol

Stay here with me, Guest, I'll never judge you... and I have cookies. REAL cookies, warm ooey gooey goodness, chocolate chips, salted caramel, whatever you want. And milk. I have milk. We can cuddle whilst wearing matching snuggies. This is your internet home, Guest, NOT THAT OTHER SITE.

I pass out fuzzy cat slippers to all my visitors, Guest.

Yeah, that's the ticket.

And mouth-watering footlong sandwiches with lots of bacon.

YOU'LL NEVER WIN AGAINST ME, ERRCODE004!!!!!!!!!!1111one

There's another market research bot sniffing around. I went to their site and got redirected to another domain. Dunno why they'd do that. The first domain name was a catchier name for an SEO outfit.