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Best Guest, I know you've been betraying me with errcode004!!!!!!!!

I can just FEEL IT~!!!!!!1

BETRAYED.

I AM BEYTRAYED.

Guest hasn't been around today. He must've found another lady sysop we don't know about.

Oh...

*fluffs hair, turns up nose*

I wasn't concerned anyway, Best Guest is a free man, he can do what he wants!

That's easy for you to say. You can get any Guest you want. I have to work for my Guests.

I enjoy the feigned personality contest back and forth banter with you, it's fun.

I was gonna get him a beer and a sammich too. I would've fed the sammich to him while he relaxed and watched soccer. I was even gonna let him put his hand on my silky thigh this time.

You're such a prude.

(07-16-2023, 04:41 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]You're such a prude.

Ironically, yes.

(07-16-2023, 04:42 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]:bushes

Who is she? Hmmm?

(07-16-2023, 04:50 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]Who is she? Hmmm?

I BET SHE SMELLS LIKE KATIE CARNEY AFTER SHE'S FILLED OUT CROSSWORD PUZZLES AT A FLORIDA BAR FOR TWO HOURS AND THEN WALKED THRU THE SPRINKLERS AT THE PARK.

(07-16-2023, 04:29 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]I was gonna get him a beer and a sammich too. I would've fed the sammich to him while he relaxed and watched soccer. I was even gonna let him put his hand on my silky thigh this time.

This is what Zuck was offering over at Threads. 

Can I just stay here and have cookies? 
I can't be called best guest though it's not good for mystique. I won't do anymore iphone bots to errcode.
I appreciate the hospitality!

I am *NOT* jealous.

(07-16-2023, 04:53 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: [ -> ]I BET SHE SMELLS LIKE KATIE CARNEY AFTER SHE'S FILLED OUT CROSSWORD PUZZLES AT A FLORIDA BAR FOR TWO HOURS AND THEN WALKED THRU THE SPRINKLERS AT THE PARK.

NSFW warning much, MO?

(07-16-2023, 04:53 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]I can't be called best guest though it's not good for mystique.

True, and it's unfair to the other Best Guests to call you that, but if they're not posting at the moment, it's fair game.

We'll come up with something else though?!

(07-16-2023, 04:53 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]This is what Zuck was offering over at Threads.

Zucky Boi was gonna let you fondle his thigh? That perv!

Plot twist: Little River Band is playing in the background.

I WAS JUST LISTENING TO LITTLE RIVER BAND EARLIER TOFUCKINGDAAAAAAAYYYYYY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU CIA?!?!??!!!?!!!