SECTUAL

That's pretty much how I refer to everyone.

"He's pretty fly for a dead guy."

"I wish shit in the mirror would quit being closer than it appears."

"It has an awful lot of steel bars for not being a prison, dunnit?"

"I'm like a grandma without even having kids first."

"You be my sweet jerkmeat and I'll be your filthy fuckbait."

"Just pretend like it's some kind of exotic bacon."

"How smart is yer smaht fone now? Hmmm?"

"This chick has more red flags than Tiananmen Square."

We don’t mind that you butcher the animal and eat it , just please don’t have sex with it

"I want my closet to smell like a stripper."

"Fuck some pancakes."

The best thing about getting my own place with just me and my cats will be...

... being surrounded by human beings again.

I guess you had to be there.

I get it. 100%.

There's no greater judgement free, BS free zone than just chillin' alone with your cats.

I'm gonna name my kitties Bill and Alice.

https://www.askwoody.com/forums/topic/ho...hard-edge/

https://twitter.com/DataChaz/status/1637711152376324096

Meh. He should've told it to do ANSI animations.

He puts the "F You!" in Kung Fu.

I stuck one of those round purple bath bombs right up my bum , my butthole feels warm and fuzzy but now my tummy hurts , please make a home visit miss night nurse and whisper nice gentle things in my ears as you apply the lotion