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"See, WalMart knows."
"Why does that look like a nipple?"
"Is that really his penis?"

Guest

I did not know I could do this!
the animals have flocked to my backyard!!!
birds, squirrels, ducks,hares, I just don't see bambi 
where the fuck is bambi!

Guest

this korean ceremony is awesome!!!
i gotta get some sleep noooo!!!

Guest

Just remembered there's jalapeno popper potato salad in the fridge! Banana
LOL

Wetdick Abbott

a dick of many dimensions
"Man that's gonna be some DIRTY LAUNDRY!!!"

Guest

(11-21-2016, 04:32 AM)Trix Wrote: [ -> ]"I may have a cookie, I may not have a cookie. It really just all depends."

"It's great, except for it's covered in sugar and it ain't got no water in it."

"Was that my vagina or was that a cricket?"

"Why does everything look like a turtle to me?"

"Shit on a stick, they've got Pantene!"

"Why is she in a shopping cart?"

lol

Guest

but i was serious, i was hallucinating wasps, they flew in front of me and then vanished into thin air...
Sounds like some shit that would happen on salvia!!!

Guest

if shadow people can exist why not shadow wasps?
Ya got me there, buddy... ya got me there.

Leo

i wish she would do a hot tub video with some bikini  jumping and full turn arounds  so i can crystallize some of my sexual fantasies better
(04-30-2018, 10:09 PM)Leo Wrote: [ -> ]i wish she would do a hot tub video with some bikini jumping and full turn arounds so i can crystallize some of my sexual fantasies better

LOL

Guest

that shit looks like orange sherbert

Kenny

imagine how much cum those giant dinosaurs must have shot out into their special lady friends , 5 gallons i bet
OMG, Kenny, a thought I've never had before...

Dinosaur sperm.

Wow.

Guest

I want trix dressed up like mrs ingals and making a nice dinner( not playdoh penis') and when we go to bed and i squeeze her so that i am pressed up on every curve of her angelic body she whispers erotically ...'oh charles'