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#relatable

(02-20-2020, 09:10 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]#relatable

They trying to make the internets into TV MO, remember back with pop up ads n shit? We got over that, now they trying it even harder. Why you want to spam an ad at me cos you think your algo thinks it knows what I like? I mean I get pepper pig kids shows recs on youtube and my youngest is 20yo I mean wtf? Your algo is fucked google bing is worse im over this shit serious we need to take this shit back! Thanks for listening to my whining like a bitch shit MO no where else to vent :(

god damn, i've got weapons grade farts again tonight.

OH MY GOD, SO DO I!!!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU POSTED THIS!!!!!!!

I'VE BEEN FARTING NONNN STOP!!!!!!!!!!!

It's ovulation gas...

Can you believe that's a thing??

Literally man, sigh, look it up...

We bitches never catch a break!?

LOVELINESS is one stroke away from LONELINESS

*studies can of corned beef*

*strokes attached key*

"This is gonna be good for our soul."

“Is this how the 1% feel... that their battery is just about to die?”

i've heard of butt buddies... but fart friends? that's a new one.

we can be bfffs. best fart friends forever!

“God I smell good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ9eIufnpDA 1:58

Ah... ok

"I love everything I do."

"I feel like it was a typo and they just ran with it."

"I don't think it's funny, I think it's fuckin' stupid."

"Lactose intolerance really should be relegated to just the rapists of the world."

"YOU'RE NEVER SUPPOSED TO BLOW ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!"

If I offend you, cry me a river. I'll bring snacks and a raft. I will literally float down your tears; eating chips and working on my tan

My weeners is yurning for some warm buns and condomints

My life is pure poetry in motion. But sometimes I just can’t stanza it.