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Mister Obvious

03-06-2021, 01:16 PM
"Be the douchebag you want to see in the world."

somethingelseishere

03-07-2021, 07:46 PM
"You sunk my battleship!!" - Moments ago when putting a tater chip into my mouth.

somethingelseishere

03-07-2021, 09:59 PM
"Internet trolling is the new crank calling." - Thanks a lot, fuckin' caller-ID! *disgruntled*

Guest

03-14-2021, 07:16 PM
I wonder if movie starlets, models, porn stars and all the ladies with fetching bums use bidets or old wet rags like mo or just tissue paper like commoner s

Mister Obvious

03-16-2021, 01:15 PM
"Look at this slut!"

Mister Obvious

03-28-2021, 11:33 AM
*opens package of 4 new pillowcases, squeals in delight*

"This is my fucking love language."

Mister Obvious

04-04-2021, 11:47 AM
*to malfunctioning TV, in Valley Girl voice*

"STOP FAHKEEN MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

somethingelseishere

04-06-2021, 07:30 PM
"I wonder how many pancakes would fit into a swimming pool?"

somethingelseishere

04-06-2021, 07:45 PM
"I wonder how much pancake syrup would fit into a swimming pool?"

Guest

04-12-2021, 10:36 PM
Me and my dog are going to heaven
I dont think the rest of you fuckers will be accepted in

Mister Obvious

04-17-2021, 10:45 AM
"Holy shit, it's an empty Dollar Store bag!!! SCORE!!!"

Mister Obvious

04-17-2021, 10:46 AM
(I like them because they're yellow.)

Atma

04-17-2021, 07:38 PM
(04-17-2021, 10:46 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ](I like them because they're yellow.)

(Uses psychic power to hone in on what this means...)

Ping... ping... ping...

PING.

Amazon.com: Women's Tassels Bowknot Ribbons Sexy Lace Thongs Panties Adjustable G-String Underwear (Yellow): Clothing

Atma

04-17-2021, 07:39 PM
(04-17-2021, 10:46 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ](I like them because they're yellow.)

Oh god, you were referencing the dollar store bag as an afterthought. 

"ping"... (pacman death knell)

Guest

04-17-2021, 08:37 PM
Mo if you were a young hellen kellar and you was behavin like an animal i would just feed you tacos and prolly spank you daily till you learned better and lots of groundskeeping

ELFUNGUSMAXIMUS

04-18-2021, 02:06 AM
At the end of the day, the sun goes down.

Guest

04-18-2021, 02:29 PM
The problem today is there are no young desperate females. They are all on the dole enjoying the windphal ,soaking up all the government ejaculations . who needs a man

Atma

04-19-2021, 05:09 AM
(04-18-2021, 02:29 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]The problem today is there are no young desperate females. They are all on the dole enjoying the windphal ,soaking  up all the government ejaculations . who needs a man

[video=youtube]http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=

ELFUNGUSMAXIMUS

04-19-2021, 07:20 AM
I am its true.

somethingelseishere

05-19-2021, 04:46 PM
Necklace.

Neckless.

Think about THAT for a long minute! Eek
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