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SEIH roflmfaolol that's so hardcore. I heard that most people on Reddit are bots and you're usually talking to (arguing with) bots on there.

So I had a dream this morning...

I was feeling this old dude's boner through his jeans.

He was like...

Not hot and I didn't ACTUALLY want to fuck him but, for some reason I was stroking on that peener.

And I gotta admit, it was really nice. We were at some kind of public outdoor function of some kind, no idea.

He turned toward me, and I stood really close to him and just grabbed his crotch and then everything came to the forefront.

It was so firm and it felt warm and I think that's the most action I'm going to get for the foreseeable future.

This is probably just what happens when you've been celibate for years.

That sounds like an awesome dream MO.

Do you have a pair of denim jeans Dan? You can recreate this and see for yourself.

Yes, it does feel good.

LOL. It could have been a stick of Werther's Original or Tums he had in his pocket.

(08-28-2025, 12:05 PM)Dark Dick Wrote: [ -> ]LOL. It could have been a stick of Werther's Original or Tums he had in his pocket.

Damn I've really been wanting some Werther's lately.

I just don't like sucking candy if it ain't on a stick.

I really don't dream a lot, since I smoke the reefer. I have nightmares though. I do have sexual dreams occasionally. Those are like the only ones I have. Lol. None with MO in them yet.

My neighbor brought me water for free, bc I'm fixing a couple electrical issues on his truck. I used to work as a mechanic for my friend's company. I have a 350 gallon tank that we fill.

So General Tso sauce is actually really fucking good on salmon.

I was skeptical that it would be but it's absolutely delicious.

In my defense 9/10 women today are e-girls who wear clown makeup (literally not a joke), are a tik tok influencer, and wear a bra as a shirt. Not exactly marriage material. Lol

Dan wants a nice Quaker lady.

“Exquisitely moldy”

(09-03-2025, 09:02 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]“Exquisitely moldy”

Lol this came from the basement of an ancient bar. When the first mold got there, no one had ever heard of a captcha.

This morning I was laying in bed thinking about mold and how bad that shit is. I was just thinking about how it can totally hide in places. It's really fucking insidious TBH.

Seriously, the reasons for just living in a shed and then getting a new one every decade or as needed is a WAY better idea than houses.

Houses are... OLD tech.

100%.

Shed it up. $10k get you a nice shed. Put some nice fixings in that bitch, get you a 3 ft. granite counter top. Luxury.

Big pimpin' shed.

Don't nobody need a damn shower. You just need a hose. Get you a hose.

Get a hose and a kiddie pool. In the winter you just take a sponge bath. Wash your hair in a 5 gallon bucket.

Live a little.