SECTUAL

“Dude it smells like burning ass in here.”

"I WANT EVERY BIT OF THAT ELBOW."

“Is that a monkey?”

You dont have to eat every sausage

“If you want me, make spaghetti and I’m gonna come with it. That’s all there is to it.”

Dear God has been fucking girls left and right ?

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/04/12/doorman-...lainternal

its been a long time since i went to church and i am getting worried about losing my place in heaven

i will definitely be in the lower tiers of heaven   as the catholics have  described  , way too much masturbation and unhealthy foods and unhealthy impulsive behaviours  

not sure if i have the willpower to turn this around and become a beacon of  light for  God

Kenny if you're not going to heaven, none of us are.

(04-15-2018, 03:07 PM)Trix Wrote: [ -> ]Kenny if you're not going to heaven, none of us are.

Kenny the mang is heaven

she's fucking fiesty
it's hard not to lust her

wouldn't it be great if you could drive your truck to a place where ladies can be  ordered 

like a full proper menu board  : brunette ,blonde, curvy, tall , short, eye color , big feet  ...you name it  

like going to KFC  and ordering a box of chicken except your order is put in one of those big dog crates 

and they load it right in the back of your pick up . 

the only guarantee would be that the  item is agreeable and not poison or past the due date  

i guess it would have to be like a rental service and you return her in the crate  

my intentions would be good , i just want a pleasant evening  

we could just drink tea and massage each others feet  ,  or have a  big bubble bath

ladies are good at so many things ,hell maybe you just need a babysitter

i guess that would have to be worked into the menu board 

i just feel that this needs to go mainstream and be brought out of the shadows

(04-18-2018, 04:04 PM)Lucas Wrote: [ -> ]wouldn't it be great if you could drive your truck to a place where ladies can be  ordered 
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i just feel that this needs to go mainstream and be brought out of the shadows

holy shit these people are turning me into a fucking saint!!!

trix birthed me from her bowels , i am a living offspring floating out to sea

MY BUTTBABY.

We seem to live in a story, pre approved narratives instead of truth

"Where the FUCK are my bootyshorts?!"

Mmm...

Bet you look good in those...

i wanna feel up her skirt while she licks her strawberry ice cream cone

“That impetuous fault-finding bastard!”