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"It's important to check the integrity of your gourds every now and then."
"Can I even fit that in my mouth?"
Barely.
ROFL
And you have such a cute little mouth too. I thought to myself what types of noises you would make with it.
Ridiculous noises. Have you seen my vids?!?
Ye I have Wink

Kenny

I wonder if my oversized organ that vibrates will be a hit in her church
LOL
"I would probably drink A LOT if I was a man with a family."
"Whewwwww. I'm gonna bask in that all day honey."
"If I pissed myself, sitting right here, just let go and pissed myself... would my clothing absorb it all or would it be enough to collect in a puddle on the floor?"
*takes a bite of oatmeal*

"Oh FUCK yeah."

Guest

I sleep better with a sleeping bag in my bed than with two huge soft warm blankets.
"Amen, girl, ring that bell!"
"You couldn't pay me enough to do that... I've got people who can vouch for it and now you're one of 'em, BAAAHAHAHAH."

Guest

this russian version of the night at the museum sucks ass, where are the t&a's!!!
ROFL

Chuckle

Leo

She used to let producers stick their cocks in her ass and pee
I meeean, that's pretty standard.