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*gets taco grease on steering wheel ... rubs it in*

“Good for it! Shines it up!”
“I can’t have sex with me.”

*long pause*

“I can’t have sex with me.”
*gets passed by a cop*

“Motherfuckin’ law enforcement ain’t got no time for a bitch drivin’ down the road listenin’ to Enya!”

“I’m doing 60, what the fuck do you want from me!?”
“Even the dudes wanna fuck Justin!”
"Jamaican me hornyyy!!!"
*drives through a bunch of falling leaves*

“Wow. That was beautiful.”

This song was playing... right at the part where he says “All of those yesterdays, comin’ down.”

It’s those moments of synchronicity that make life so cool.
“Sweetie... please stop or I’ma fuck you up.”

Guest

"the internet and apps can modify our behaviours, what kind of experiments are tards running on us?"

Guest

"I really wanna hk556"
(10-25-2017, 05:24 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]"the internet and apps can modify our behaviours, what kind of experiments are tards running on us?"

http://www.sectual.com/thread-1932.html

Guest

"arrested development can be a form of retardation" 

"a fire retardant, retards the fire"

"I had a thought I wanted to post but it retarded and now I can't remember what I was going to post because I read trixcs post."

Guest

" I remember, I admire vegans, I don't have the will to let go of beef and chicken."

"I wonder if people can be genetically modified to find greens tasty."
"SWEATER PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Wow! Huh! Pulled that one outta your ass!"

Guest

"wanting something you never had"
"it's like watching paint dry"
[Valley Girl Voice]

“Give it to me in my fahkeen mouth.”
“He’s hot but he probably doesn’t have two brain cells to rub together.”
“It’s pure, unadulterated bliss.”
"I've been having blinker mishaps today."
"Damn, Sol."