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Well, today has been fucked! *checks the Google* Full moon... I shudda known!
Never give up on your dreams!
Welp, it is officially '21 in Limeyland!! And I can feel the awesome already!!

Here's to you, Sectual!!
Cheers2

Guest

Did adam and eve have bumholes before they 'fell from grace' and sinned ?

See i cant figure out what they were doing in the garden of eden that was so pleasing to their creator. They were only asked to not eat from a specific tree. That means they were eating from other trees and therefore must have had a digestive system and so must be pooping in eden . I doubt they were digging holes to cover the poo.

Lets try to imagine this time before mankind sinned . Please help me understand what adam and eve were doin that pleased God.
One of the greatest posts ever... I have asked these questions so many times.
They were providing manure for all the plants, and also watering them.
A little thought I just had...

The Heart chakra is Green. Money [$USD] has pretty much always been... GREEN.
Shows how they want our minds working, huh? 

Subconsciously connecting our Hearts to money/love of money. Despicable!
I bet Google Translate thinks "Damn, that's one angry motherfucker!" lol

ELFUNGUSINSERT

Guest

they should make a new 'Bewitched' EXCEPT instead of twitching her nose for the magic to happen she wiggles her bum with camera zoom in every single time
(01-15-2021, 10:01 AM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]instead of twitching her nose for the magic to happen she wiggles her bum with camera zoom in

AGREED.

ELFUNGUSLOVESYOU

Love pure love
If you ain't puttin' bacon on your PB & J sammich's, you ain't gettin' all God has for ya!
When your masturbation game is so strong you need a safe-word for yourself.

Eek

Guest

stick your finger in your ear and you are pointing directly at the part of your brain responsible for 'having a conscience'

the doctors say my schitzoid personality is missing one , inability to form relations with other humans
Supposed "Adam and Eve" was really "Adam and Even" because the two of them made an even number. Also, "Eden" has a "n" as the last letter.
*peeks out blinds*

"I suspect aliens though, no BS."
Maybe all the girls with loose buttholes have been probed by the Aliens.

Guest

Nobody would have wanted my worm filled bumhole . sometimes i would stick my finger in there and pull a few out to show random people i wanted to freak out. They were rather itchy but i let them live in symbiosis for 9 years down there. Sometimes when i pooped big clumps of these little white wrigglers would plop out
Guest, your dog RP is truly disturbing sometimes.