SECTUAL

"I love velcro."

“He seems like... really fucking serious about that tennis, dude.”

I always thought women in jumpsuits were irresistible, good time girls

Women with bowl cuts need to removed from population and placed in care facilities until they learn proper grooming . Most likely the bowl cut is meant to agitate society ...its anti social bordering on psychotic

Revere The Holy Creature.

I think mo should try making her hair jet black for 3 months . I feel so drawn to dark haired bitches these days.

Of all the fucked up shit I'd gladly do to my hair, that's pretty low on the list man...

http://images.sectual.com/upload/2019/05...43138f.jpg

I was going for the dark look back in those days and found out my hair doesn't really take to dye so it came out brown and then after a few washes it was back to normal.

Gosh i bet that debra joy gives amazing hand jobs , with deluxe hand moisturizers and soft southern accent

Why cant there be more sexy homeless women

“Why does it smell like chicken wings in here? I mean don’t get me wrong, I dig it but it’s just... confusing.”

"OMG, I can't WAIT to try out this new can opener!!!"

(Also known as "Signs You're Hitting On 30!")

Bwhahahahahaha.

Really really excited about your new can opener darling! I still remember the day when i bought a new one 2 years agi, its black sleek and elegant and cuts with amazing effectiveness. This reminded me of slapchop for some reason
https://youtu.be/rUbWjIKxrrs

I used it for the first time at dinner tonight.

I was mesmerized by the magnetic part that holds the lid after opening.

Wow.

Would love to shove my dingdong in yer piehole, sugartits

“There’s nothin’ wrong with me being right.”

Rihanna sang ' under my umbrella' and i am now wondering if umbrella is a slang for skirt. I love the smell of a nice skirt

"Awe, sweetie... she would eat your lil soul right up."