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"MMMMMMMM, THIS GRANDPA SOAP CO. PINE TAR SOAP MAKES ME WANNA LOSE MY VIRGINITY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"It is never not a good time for fried chicken!"

"It sounds like a bitter Hall & Oates song, you know what I mean? Which is something that should never happen."

(In reference to "Cold As Ice" by Foreigner)

"Ew. Did you just fart? Cuz I KNOW I farted, but that ain't me."

my cat sure loves cardboard boxes , maybe in her past lives she was a bum living on the street

"Look at them FAT fuckin' beef sticks!"

(09-19-2019, 01:13 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]I accidentally walked into the women's bathroom and used the facilities but it was NOTHING like the enrique escape public bathroom sex video scene, just rotund ladies and a couple junkies . As a disembarked the whole restaurant stared me down but i am the one who was traumatized .

With so many ham planets afoot these days, it pays to read the sign on the door before you enter.

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"I smell barbeque and somebody better tell me where the fuck it is."

Peepin is way funner than watchin TV
Yeehaw! Country gurl i like your jammies

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a clusterfuck in the parking lot."

Always keep a full tank of gas so you can outrun people!!!

Bottom line , its always the sneaky jews

"George Michael lookin' motherfucker!"

great, I am totally out of pharmaceuticals ...all I got now is bourbon and marijuana

as my mood spirals downward

"I don't get it, but it seems pretty cool!"

"I'm in love with whoever the fuck wrote this!"

"That sounds so depressing... except for the fact that she's naked."

I totally get why some lonely goat farmers have romantic encounters with some of their females , plus human women are really hard to approach these days

"Well THAT adds a whole new layer?!"

“Earth is a Daemon.”

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