SECTUAL

(My iPhone autocorrects to ‘bignanarub’ BTW. *shakes head* Just when I wanna abandon Apple forever...)

(03-07-2019, 11:40 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]Only if you’re a total idiot...

I figured you were a fucking noob on the fora who never ACTUALLY knew MO.

You are the only one on internets who is allowed to call me idiot lol and I never knew you well but I talked to you a bit back in the day on diff forums but I had random names thinking they gubermint spying on me hahahahaha you always posted funny shit tbh and bitch slapped peeps hard

(03-08-2019, 02:36 PM)Fungalicious Wrote: [ -> ]You are the only one on internets who is allowed to call me idiot lol and I never knew you well but I talked to you a bit back in the day on diff forums but I had random names thinking they gubermint spying on me hahahahaha you always posted funny shit tbh and bitch slapped peeps hard

The government IS spying on you, idiot.

(03-08-2019, 02:43 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]The government IS spying on you, idiot.

Fuck you cockslut LOL as if they spy on me im boring

(03-08-2019, 03:09 PM)Fungalicious Wrote: [ -> ]im boring

No argument there.

Trix allowed guests to give her open mouth kissing, this mo is just a southern cocktease most likely married to a trucker...just be careful is all you could end up chained to a pole in her old mans shed

(03-13-2019, 01:07 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]Trix allowed guests to give her  open mouth kissing, this mo is just a southern cocktease most likely married to a trucker...just be careful is all you could end up chained to a pole in her old mans shed

She is also a kind scottish queen with a heart of Gold. Remember that when you need someone to talk to.

Life is like bumper cars , you just keep running into shit

I wasn't aware bumper car tracks had poo on them? Is it Elephant poo from the circus? Or did people shit themselves?

If the sun ever flash fries us again with plasma it might be a good idea to prepare and send a good selection of breeder women underground to work in mines around the world

"I put the puppy to my breast and it started taking milk"

I just love me some of that trix

I think hitler must have been totally baffled by blonde jokes

“It’s like a giant toothbrush for your whole body!”

after all your philanderous hot encounters

i wanna throw you into a glacial lake , your body will be refreshed and your thirst quenched

then you will arise like an ice queen to bring order to the filthy masses

Them gypsies are startin' to get a bad reputation...

ice ice ice ice ice ice ice ice

"Its hers it aint mine, but I want it "
"Kerosine in your eyes fuckin hurts"