"goddammit your chicken fried steak looks good"
"i dont want to hear you insult or bitch about autistic kids, I want to enjoy her delicious chicken fried steak in peace!"
If only i could make trix queen of my traler park and we can get all messy
"I am suing whoever told me to be like water"
(12-24-2017, 02:41 PM)Guessed Wrote: [ -> ]"i want a female elf"
I always wanted a mermaid, although it would probably drive me up the wall trying to figure out where to stick it in.
Bwahahahaha. Fucking love you guys.
"Hm! Nobody's ever gotten me to do that before!"
"I stink like food, go on, smell me, Smell Me, SMELL ME!!!"
I just love smelling like food.
"Hmm, I'll post this Icon, Rainbows and shit..."
"the strip club is cheaper than this theater"
"i need to get my saving on"
"That can't be the whole piece of gum?"
*confusedly lifts and looks under random paper towel*
"There's a happy medium, honey, and that ain't it!"
*stares into freshly opened can of nuts*
"You know what this reminds me of?"
"Yes, indeed mustache dude, that is one fine booty."
(12-29-2017, 01:34 AM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]it's a gander
Ok so maybe it is possible? I will need something else.
