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(04-10-2022, 02:53 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: [ -> ]Somebody asks me "Where's your other sock?" and I'll just turn and stare at you silently with a mischievous expression.

You can also keep a Mars bar in your back pocket or between your cheeks for me.

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I wonder if cats get secretly mad and hold grudges when we fart near them

those lesbians really got me goin today, not in a good way dude

Those gosh darned lesbians!!!!!

*shakes fist*

(04-11-2022, 12:30 PM)Dark Dick Wrote: [ -> ]Fannie, since you can sew, add a waist strap and a thong strap to one of your socks so it won't slip off when I put it on.

I can use a cock ring to keep the sock from sliding off, so you don't have to alter it.

I can slip the cock ring over the sock to keep it in place.

That way we can also swap socks whenever we go back to the car.

Dude honest to God...

I don't even remember making that post about the sock and that's why I was sooo confused about how this whole convo even started...

LilDamned

I don't remember ANY OF IT OMG.

And it was only in April.

You guys...

I might need to be carted off to the mental ward.

For serious.

"Oh yeah. I'd suck on it."

If you have a stupid face, don’t make it worse by getting a stupid haircut.

Why was this thread on page 3? Y’all are slipping.

(09-18-2022, 08:26 PM)user328 Wrote: [ -> ]If you have a stupid face, don’t make it worse by getting a stupid haircut.

Why was this thread on page 3? Y’all are slipping.

If you’re a hideously ancient Boomer bitch with a bulldog face, you need to leave enough hair on your head to draw attention away from it. Them bull dyke hairdos ain’t making it.

If you were gonna wear a look like that at an advanced age, you'd really have to be dedicated.

You'd have to go for a mohawk with a fresh and maintained temporary/semi-permanent fashion color.

The stepmother and her sister both get that short butch haircut every month. Man, they think they’re something else.

Prison camp aesthetic... chic.

All they need is a couple of Schutzstaffel uniforms, and the look will be complete.

What if you were playing piano in the parlor and left the front door open, and a big knuckle-headed kitty wandered in and decided to stay with you? What then?

*watching Dr. John Campbell*

"I totally wanna fuck this guy."

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