SECTUAL

"is that a blind spot?"

There was a carton of eggs behind a parked car's wheel. I walked towards it to move it, I didn't want to see it get crushed, the carton was empty and I did not bother to throw it away. I was more concerned about the mess it was going to make than to throw away the liter.

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"Slide it in gently"
"Sure it would be my pleasure"
"That's perfect, Thank you"
"You're welcome, it was my pleasure"

"I saw a vr booth, it read, 'VR for when Life Happens.' "
and then I laughed out loud.

"Penny,Penny, Penny?,PENNY?"

"I'm all like JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Dammit crisis actors, I want to eat this warm juicy burger in peace!"

"...even though the vaccine is ten percent effective."

Juries are antiquated we need a Sophia (A.I.) to help decide verdicts. A Chinese A.I. 

LMFAO.

"I'm lulled. I'm so lulled right now."

I wish i wasnt so afraid of pretty heathen girls , I want to go to heaven

"I'm a KITTY and I like to CUSS!"

"At ease, robokitty, as you were!"

"They're like the Jamaican version of Christianity basically, so it's like Jesus and weed."

"I like to chew raw garlic."

"This one time I ate too much garlic, I think it was too strong, that I barfed."

"I then proceeded to eat a banana and ate a smaller clove of garlic."

"Thrown up garlic will not do it's work."

"hi 5!!!"

"The reason the Queen wont allow Garlic in Buckingham Palace is because when she fingers herself it burns her Vagina"