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somethingelseishere

08-09-2021, 06:13 PM
It's 6pm - you've been in your sleep clothes all day and now you're eating
peanut butter straight out the gotdamn jar...

somethingelseishere

08-13-2021, 12:02 AM
I swear to holy fucking God, if I NEVERRR hear the words "Like, Share OR Subscribe"
EVERRR again, it'll be too soon!! Goddamn pimps.

user328

08-13-2021, 10:08 AM
Before the chili pepper arrived in Thailand in the 1500s, did Thai cooks sit there wishing they had something hot to spice up their food? hmmm

user328

08-13-2021, 10:09 AM
(08-13-2021, 12:02 AM)somethingelseishere Wrote: [ -> ]I swear to holy fucking God, if I NEVERRR hear the words "Like, Share OR Subscribe"
EVERRR again, it'll be too soon!! Goddamn pimps.

"Live, Laugh, Lurve"

somethingelseishere

08-13-2021, 11:37 AM
Goddamn you Dev!! lol

user328

08-13-2021, 12:06 PM
Makes you want to pimp slap the bitch who spent good money on that cheap Chinese sign.

somethingelseishere

08-13-2021, 12:47 PM
I'd consider letting it slide if it were, at the very least, Made in Mexico.

By illegal Chinese laborers, lol... never ends...

somethingelseishere

08-13-2021, 10:53 PM
"San Francisco has a new vaccine mandate..."

SF has been a leper colony since the 90's. No great loss.

somethingelseishere

08-16-2021, 10:12 AM
Today feels like a peanut butter & jelly sammich kinda day.

***EDIT***

I forgot to add that I typed that in Mitch Hedberg's voice. Carry on...

Guest

08-16-2021, 08:30 PM
Now i know why people keep toothpics cigs and lollipops in their mouth, keeps the overly lusty humans from trying to kiss/germ them

Mister Obvious

08-16-2021, 08:31 PM
Most of the oral fixation crutches are cuz people wanna say some shit but they hold it in.

Mister Obvious

08-17-2021, 09:56 PM
"She's like, naked as shit in her profile picture."



Judging You

Guest

08-17-2021, 10:05 PM
dude I am lost in the reddit swamp and can't find my way out

https://i.redd.it/fuiwkwwg27h71.jpg

Mister Obvious

08-17-2021, 10:09 PM
REDDIT!!??!!!!?!?!?!?!

Listen, I'ma BRIEFLY throw you a lifeline, but if you fuck this up...

No more chances you TRAITOR!!!!!!!!

Mister Obvious

08-18-2021, 02:14 PM
*accidentally dumps grape juice down front of shirt and pants*

"This is why we wear black."

somethingelseishere

08-18-2021, 05:17 PM
Well it's eggplant now! lol

Mister Obvious

08-18-2021, 06:00 PM
Lmfao I actually had to dilute the spill down with some water cuz you could actually kinda see it after it dried but...

It looks perfect now.

user328

08-19-2021, 12:57 PM
Street sign: "DEAF CHILDREN PLAYING"

Me: "It's been 40 years. You'd think those deaf kids would've grown up and moved on by now."

Mister Obvious

08-19-2021, 01:17 PM
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Atma

08-20-2021, 02:42 PM
(sees kid dancing weirdly in Walgreens parking while his mom scowls at him)

"This ni**a doin' the Peewee Herman."
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