(11-09-2023, 11:49 PM)somethingelseishere Wrote: [ -> ]ESPECIALLY when the host asked "Is everybody OK?" THAT made me wanna act a fool, lol.
It's the pussification of Planet Earth, my dude.
The longer this goes on, people will become less and less capable of dealing with actual fucking life.
Not good for the longterm survival of the human species, it's just gonna ensure even more people die.
The tiny portion of humanity that does survive and is still around in 500 years is gonna be extra tough.
Pussy Planet: Nowhere near as fun as it sounds!?!?
It just really fucking sucks that it's gotten to the point where I can't go
anywhere online without tripping over pronouns and safe spaces. Crybaby sissy-ass
bitches - male & female - running rampant, ruining the world one limp-wristed act
of bitchness at a time.
"Annie of the past, I could smack you."
"Which one??"
Man, I had to get upset over some silly dumb bullshit earlier with someone who
should have known better. Then, along with some passive-aggressive padding, THEY
try to make it like I'M the one in the wrong. I'm so tired of this life. : (
"I'm not even gonna pretend to understand where he's going with that."
*goes to freezer, gets vanilla bean ice cream container*
*opens fridge, grabs chocolate syrup*
*opens silverware drawer, grabs spoon*
*sets items down on countertop by stove*
*removes lid from ice cream, squeezes syrup into container*
*plunges spoon into syrup'd ice cream*
*says to spoon* "This'll be our little secret. Noooooobody else has to know."
I used to be a lot of fun at parties. Now, I'm just a weirdo in my kitchen.
R.I.P. MO
? - 2023
"She always made us think"
Just kidding MO. I know that you are probably just busy or sick of us.
Okay, I am sure that you have heard of the "invisible hand" of economics fame.
I thought of a similar force. It is called the invisible boot, which stomps people into the ground who are living with their head in the clouds in 2023.
That one will be in the history books, just wait.
(12-14-2023, 05:16 PM)Sagebrushdan Wrote: [ -> ]It is called the invisible boot, which stomps people into the ground who are living with their head in the clouds in 2023.
Oh shit...
*looks skyward in paranoia*
MO is a sweet person, so she does not get the harsh treatment of the invisible boot.
"Well it LOOKED like lotion, so I just rubbed it on!?"
I'll rub some sun tan lotion on you MO.
Confession: I think it was a booger.
That's it, I'm done.
"There's no reason to put your lips on it."
Please put your lips on it MO
