SECTUAL

"Just turn the teleprompter around Joe, we'll read it ourselves."

"IT LOOKS LIKE SOME KINDA WEIRD ALIEN BIRD POOP"

"Its vaxx or its mask" "Slimy cornpop weasel face"

Who cares if i got a little poo on my finger, life is good

"I pizzle upon ye."

"I should have watched that whole ad."

Ya know how when ya get near the end of a bag of tortilla chips and they're
all broken, small and misshaped? I like to see how many I can find that look
like states. Earlier, I pulled one out to dip in some guac and thought...

"Is that fucking Rhode Island??" 




Hobbies. I got 'em.

That's what I'm talkin' about... that's exactly what this thread was made for!!!

Not gonna lie though... over the years, there have been a few times I've typed out my post and then ultimately said "NAAAAH I'M NOT SHARIN' THAT."

*recalls*

"Ah, yes. The whole "Banana Situation"..."

This is an example of a thought that I had which seems to have no fucking basis in reality whatsoever. It's not based on ANYTHING.

Except for the whole banana situation...

Okay okay...

So I ran across some pics I took a few months back during my whole banana cutting epiphany...

https://www.sectual.com/thread-17861.html

The post above was my reaction to the photos, verbatim.

Now you know.

(06-16-2021, 07:08 PM)somethingelseishere Wrote: [ -> ]Ya know how when ya get near the end of a bag of tortilla chips and they're
all broken, small and misshaped? I like to see how many I can find that look
like states.

Dump the crumbs out on the table. You'll see Hawaii in there somewhere.

When mo riles me and kitty up too much , prank calling and sending authorities after us , well thats when we chill and just listen to neelam satang asmr redux on repeat. Oscar gets kitty treats and i get chocolate covered almonds and dr pepper

"These door knobs are UNFORGIVING."

(06-19-2021, 01:52 PM)Dev Wrote: [ -> ]Dump the crumbs out on the table. You'll see Hawaii in there somewhere.

There's a handful of Hawaii's in every bag! 

she prefers the RC cola version... mmmk.

I went to prayer meeting last thursday night and was immediately attracted to the youth ministers wife, like i wanted to bang her pronto
You can imagine the sins of the flesh this caused hey mo

(06-28-2021, 11:11 PM) Wrote: [ -> ]I went to prayer meeting last thursday night and was immediately attracted to the youth ministers wife, like i wanted to bang her pronto
You can imagine the sins of the flesh this caused hey mo

That's hot.