Physical work breeds happiness in humans much like those working/sporting dogs at those dog shows
Seems like public schools teach the opposite of this so now we see record amounts of humans on pharmas amd street drugs and disabilities related to mood disorders
I blame mechanisation and computers and not sure how to fix this conundrum
I saw you hangin round the truck stop sucking chocolate cherries in the moonlight
"I'm just sittin' here, thinkin' about Paris Hilton."
"I'm writin' a western, goddamnit! TWO of 'em!!"
Ahem, one at a time though. lol
OK, story numero uno: Got it nailed down. Idea-wise. I know what it is and where it's going to end.
Story number two... Synopsis got me all kindsa fucked up. Having trouble making sense of it.
I know major elements that I want in there, but key pieces are missing and urgh, damn...
Chapter One
They rode out of the West....
Then it'd be an Eastern. Nobody watches Easterns. : (
The Five Horsemen: A quirky retelling with an extra Horseman on par with the 5th Beatle.
Plot Twist: HE'S FROM SPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Anybody seeing a pattern with my story ideas?)
The 5 Horsemen: Bowl haircuts never looked so scary.
Bahahahahahaha, "Ground control to Major MO.."
Just so yous guise can sleep at night, I finally got that 2nd story situated.
Oooh, it took a few bangings of my head against this here desk, but we got there in the end!
Praise Koala Jeezus.
"I swear, I have THE best ideas in the shower! Halfway through the lather-up stage
they just hit me! I wonder if it's due to water's super-conductive nature?"
Is it warped to think a chick has pretty eye-lids? Asking for a friend.
"Only if that friend is a fucking serial killer!"
lol
When making a sandwich, if you use the skin from fried chicken instead
of bread, you are livin' RIGHT! Sooo right!! *marvels at the lush bounty of animal fats*
*also, NOT having fried chicken right now*

Hey man . all you really needd in this godforsaken life is bagel bites coca cola and choco chip cookies. keep it real black people...sometimes dat mo lets me feel her boobies after church in the basement where them ladies prepares communion juices and crackas
Numerology hack: Any number added to 9 will be that number.
Example: 9 + 5 = 14 ... 1 + 4 = 5
I found this out months ago but thought I'd share. Cuz life is like a pan of freshly baked cinnamon rolls.
OK, maybe it's not. But yay for Numerology! : /
(11-07-2020, 11:46 AM)somethingelseishere Wrote: [ -> ]I finally got that 2nd story situated.
Did somebody just finish Chapter Six?? : o
Patience is like a virgin.